The Ballad of G.I. Joe is quite simply the most amazing G.I. Joe video you will ever see. This comes from Funny or Die with a bigger, better cast and is infinitely more beyond awesome than The Rise of Cobra. This stars Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck, Laz Alonso as Doc, Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job, Julianne Moore as Scarlett, Henry Rollins as Duke, Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye, Joey Kern as Tomax/Xamot, Billy Crudup as Zartan, Vinnie Jones as Destro, Olivia Wilde as The Baroness, Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender, Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho, and a special guest at the end. It's so beautiful, I think I may cry a little.