E3 2009 was so ball-bustlingly metal.

Drop you E3 junk in the toilet and get Rabbids panties. It's a deal.

Sony's big tattooed arm took over the other tower.

The Batmobile was oddly gray and plasticy-looking.

The REAL Ecto-1.

Possibly the best thing at the show.

The Asylum.

This main section was in a different place than the other main Batman: AA section.

Modern Warfare 2. It's so good you don't need to see the rest of the name.

Poison Ivy and Killer Croc portraits.

Harley Quinn and Bane portraits.

The big bat collector's edition.

Aliens Vs. Predator is much cooler than that trailer.

Aliens and Predators and nerds, oh my.

Capcom. Line up.

The only place to go for sexy nurse action.

Great, now that song is stuck in my head again.

Some of the limited Splinter Cell Conviction Tom Clancy guy prints.

FFXIII and other square Enix trailers played on this large screen.

Square-Enix's booth pretty much took up a small city block.

Two games I should probably care about, but don't.

Sony's tattooed dude grabs a little sack.

An upper section of the PlayStation booth.

Just because we love it, the sexy Shiva cycle again.

Sony's tri-mega-screen. I think it was a Bravia.

A bubble chair in the Sony booth. Wait, didn't Microsoft do this one year?

Muramasa and the new Samurai Shodown areas.

It would have been hilarious if 3/4 of that Xbox 360 booth circle was red.

Orbital Drop Shock Trooper just rolls off the tongue.

What's the point of those two screens to the side? Everyone's going to be watching the big screen.

It'sa new witha old-school.

4-player bumpin' and jumpin'.

What happens when this game isn't so "new" anymore or the next Nintendo console has a Mario?

Tekken 6 is finally evolving the series a little.

How about a six-piece Tekken-nuggets?

Koei and Tecmo, together at last. With ninjas.

A gi-normous FFXIII poster hung from the rafters.

A massive Modern Warfare 2 poster in an odd off-beat location.

The Rabbids' pile of garbage begins.

I wish I could remember what game this life-size mech was for.

Big super-cute and mega-cuddly Harvest Moon cow was a hit with all the ladies.

Afrika. A two-year old game is finally coming to the U.S.

"Welcome to Dragon Age Origins, please take a free t-shirt on your way out."

This guy is much bigger and meaner in person. See another r Mini-Ninjas pic below.

Mini-Ninja games on exploding barrels?

Need for Speed: Shift into turbo! (Yes, I used a Power Rangers line there.)

The Disney dome lit up and sparkled.

A smaller, yet still bigger than you version of that FFXIII poster.

The Into the Pixel art show had many pieces of art on display.

A lot of the art you wouldn't know was videogame art...

...until you looked at the tag. That's what made the art so fantastic.

Some of the pieces were very difficult to figure out what game they were from...

...while others were quite easy...

...and a few were just plain obvious, but great nonetheless.

Have you been able to figure these out?

I won't tell you directly...

...because I'm sure you'll figure them out eventually.

Activision had Eclectic Method on stage. Who the funk are they?

The music was so gratingly loud that we couldn't actually hear what they were doing.

See, that inflatable guy is huge!

I don't care about Dragon Ball games, but the title for this one is great. Although, it's much better if you read it as Dragon Raging Ball Blast. Awesome.

Bayonetta knows you like hairy girls.

Bayonetta features high kicks for the face.

At just the right angle you can see how supreme God of War III is.

In the darkness of E3 there is light; the light of Hello Kitty. And sometimes Super Mario.

This place was a war-zone when they were handing out the free aviator glasses and t-shirts.

Delve into Shattered Memories of E3s past.

DDR was everywhere.

Finally, the loneliest exhibiter of the show. Nobody wanted to sing with him.